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Mom and Dad dropped this on me after a breakup

Mom and Dad dropped this on me after a breakup
Twitler.
Twitler.
How to get a hot date.
How to get a hot date.
Meanwhile, in America…
Meanwhile, in America…
Do want.
Do want.
Wait…
Wait…
Good question.
Good question.
I’m a woman!
I’m a woman!
Just a cyclops monocle.
Just a cyclops monocle.
Coffee.
Coffee.
Don’t.
Don’t.
Cookies are required to operate.
Cookies are required to operate.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Every night.
Every night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
At the barbershop.
At the barbershop.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Classy.
Classy.
Join the conversation
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
No+shame.
No shame.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!