My kind of breaking news

Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

WAIT A MINUTE!

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

We call him Rex.

B O L T all day.

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

In India a special polling station is set up every election for a lone voter in the middle of Gir Forest.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.