Cleverbot tease.

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

goblins don’t watch netflix

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

qr codes will never run out

the coolest dog at the bar

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans