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Why I don’t have a girlfriend.

Why I don't have a girlfriend.
Hail Satan, basically.
Hail Satan, basically.
Barack and Michelle Obama goals…
Barack and Michelle Obama goals…
The numbers never lie.
The numbers never lie.
Cats can have, a little pizza.
Cats can have, a little pizza.
Green is the colour of a good joke.
Green is the colour of a good joke.
There are bbad people in the world.
There are bbad people in the world.
Super Bowling, a guide
Super Bowling, a guide
Meat eating is a spectrum.
Meat eating is a spectrum.
T-shirts on the way, brother.
T-shirts on the way, brother.
Verified, cake is the secret to happiness.
Verified, cake is the secret to happiness.
Just answer him and he’ll stop texting.
Just answer him and he’ll stop texting.
Thanks bud, see you at bingo. – Gran, probably.
Thanks bud, see you at bingo. – Gran, probably.
Papa Bezos sends his regards.
Papa Bezos sends his regards.
Hide the pain, Harold.
Hide the pain, Harold.
Can’t stop, won’t stop.
Can’t stop, won’t stop.
10%2F4ths+of+people+dislike+maths.
10/4ths of people dislike maths.
Gotta+catch+%26%238217%3Bem+all%26%238230%3B%3F
Gotta catch ’em all…?
Have+you+thought+about+a+masters+program%3F
Have you thought about a masters program?
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+ten%2C+thanks.
I’ll take ten, thanks.
Join the conversation
Enjoy+intermittent+comf.
Enjoy intermittent comf.
H+O+P
H O P
OM+NOM+NOM
OM NOM NOM
A+petrol+station+in+Ireland+for+some+reason.
A petrol station in Ireland for some reason.
I+would+watch+this+sitcom.
I would watch this sitcom.
And+I+rode+through+the+desert+on+a+bear+with+no+arms.
And I rode through the desert on a bear with no arms.
Good+for+you%2C+though.
Good for you, though.
Octopie+are+not+pets.
Octopie are not pets.