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How to be a good parent.

How to be a good parent.
Yep…
Yep…
Princess troll.
Princess troll.
Beat this costume.
Beat this costume.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Calories.
Calories.
The American dream.
The American dream.
Words.
Words.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
Be awesome all the time.
Be awesome all the time.
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
a+heartwarming+dad+joke
a heartwarming dad joke
If+by+Physics+you+mean+psychedelics+the+answer+is+yes
If by Physics you mean psychedelics the answer is yes
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week
the+part+of+the+movie+disney+won%26%238217%3Bt+let+you+see
the part of the movie disney won’t let you see
Join the conversation
what%26%238217%3Bs+in+the+box%3F
what’s in the box?
cats+love+the+sun
cats love the sun
thicken+nugget
thicken nugget
guess+what+happens+next
guess what happens next
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%2C+though
he’s not wrong, though
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper
he’s a keeper