My life.

My life.

your wife has no regrets

your wife has no regrets

anyone have any good recommendations?

anyone have any good recommendations?

the egg comes first

the egg comes first

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they’ll get too cold

grandpa has a score to settle

grandpa has a score to settle

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

like a tomato

friday is gonna be wild

friday is gonna be wild

but he won’t starve

but he won’t starve

who needs sleep?

who needs sleep?

when your hitman becomes your therapist

when your hitman becomes your therapist

there’s a playlist for everything

there’s a playlist for everything

drink alcohol to weigh birds

drink alcohol to weigh birds

lucky cat!