Dear Life.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

oh no is an understatement

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

dead batteries free of charge