Take that, mom.

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

be your own worst enemy

the simple dog life

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

my plants are my children

the dream life

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

there is no middle ground

this guy gets it

there’s a reason fans follow my page

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

goosebumps, but for adults

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul