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audiobook idea
audiobook idea
they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything
they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything
become ungovernable
become ungovernable
the internet us undefeated
the internet us undefeated
you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it
you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it
baby gandalf
baby gandalf
your lab instructor is a furry
your lab instructor is a furry
this bar just earned my patronage with this sign
this bar just earned my patronage with this sign
in the real world your dog can call you
in the real world your dog can call you
she was talking to the dog
she was talking to the dog
give me your best conversation stoppers
give me your best conversation stoppers
it’s a depresso
it’s a depresso
witch of the waterfall
witch of the waterfall
ancient multi-tasking
ancient multi-tasking
tortoise relocation boom
tortoise relocation boom
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.