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BERTMERN!

BERTMERN!
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
Stages of procrastination.
Stages of procrastination.
Skynet becomes self-aware.
Skynet becomes self-aware.
Oh Santa.
Oh Santa.
Oh, you’re naturally beautiful?
Oh, you’re naturally beautiful?
Can I go down the slide?
Can I go down the slide?
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Tan lines.
Tan lines.
Why am I always tired?
Why am I always tired?
The truth about gyms.
The truth about gyms.
The most astounding fact.
The most astounding fact.
Nice suit Vader.
Nice suit Vader.
Movie covers from the back.
Movie covers from the back.
Eating Doritos.
Eating Doritos.
Buffering.
Buffering.
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
left+swipe
left swipe
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS