Various Vampires.

Various Vampires.

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this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

just one?

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist