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I got stopped by the police…

I got stopped by the police...
Tony works out.
Tony works out.
Welcome back to the right side of the garden.
Welcome back to the right side of the garden.
*sniff* …next!
*sniff* …next!
Outlook is *bleat*
Outlook is *bleat*
Close relative to Debbie.
Close relative to Debbie.
The anatomy of a chocolate tart.
The anatomy of a chocolate tart.
Tech Yaweh has spoken
Tech Yaweh has spoken
Cancel the vegans.
Cancel the vegans.
There is a school in Mexico where the students and teachers wear masks to deter kidnapping. #maskup2020
There is a school in Mexico where the students and teachers wear masks to deter kidnapping. #maskup2020
It’s got a different trope to it…
It’s got a different trope to it…
The food must be managed, dear.
The food must be managed, dear.
I would buy this war on PPV.
I would buy this war on PPV.
Radical left subliminal messaging…
Radical left subliminal messaging…
Oh blyat!
Oh blyat!
Mayan quickmaths.
Mayan quickmaths.
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
I+am+the+.01%25.
I am the .01%.
I+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+fintastic.
I think you’re fintastic.
Just+a+hamster%26%238230%3B+ZOMGG%21%21%21+WTF%21
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF!
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Discuss.
Discuss.
Stupid+Santa.
Stupid Santa.
Because+zombies+are+coming%2C+dear.
Because zombies are coming, dear.
You+know+you+do+this+too%26%238230%3B
You know you do this too…
We%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+Petco.
We’re going to Petco.
Just+Japan.
Just Japan.
Prove+awesomeness.
Prove awesomeness.
All+the+people+who+want+to+date+you.
All the people who want to date you.