I got stopped by the police…

time zones now exist block to block and house to house

we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl

the official outfit of middle aged dads

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic

the summoning has begun

officially a first row greg

excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?

the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin

interesting restaurant review

the turtle sandwich bit back

how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…

bates motel – take a shower at your own risk

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless

The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote