Marcel the Shell.

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

if only they could have predicted the future

if only they could have predicted the future

food has always been art

food has always been art

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

let freedom ring

let freedom ring

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

not a terrible idea, honestly

not a terrible idea, honestly

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products