Movie truths.

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

dead batteries free of charge

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell