If guns don’t kill people…

If guns don't kill people...

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

you had a good run

you had a good run

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?