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Magikarp beanie.

Magikarp beanie.
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
stops for ducks, still wins gold
stops for ducks, still wins gold
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
time is money
time is money
roar
roar
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
The+latest+in+iPhone+and+iPhone+accessories.
The latest in iPhone and iPhone accessories.
Shaken+Cosmonaut+Syndrome
Shaken Cosmonaut Syndrome
The+dad+network+is+real.
The dad network is real.
War+of+the+Worlds
War of the Worlds
Join the conversation
We+didn%26%238217%3Bt+start+the+fire%3B+it+was+always+burning+since+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+been+turning%26%238230%3B
We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning…
Seems+like+a+fair+and+equitable+exchange+to+me.
Seems like a fair and equitable exchange to me.
Dark+was+the+night+cold+was+the+ground%26%238230%3B
Dark was the night cold was the ground…
DJ+Roomba+strikes+again.
DJ Roomba strikes again.
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+my+vote.
You’ll have my vote.
The+future+seems+nice.
The future seems nice.
Alexa%2C+activate+bork.
Alexa, activate bork.
For+sale+to+good+home%26%238230%3B
For sale to good home…