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Understand your goldfish.

Understand your goldfish.
Text me when you get home.
Text me when you get home.
Welcome to the real world.
Welcome to the real world.
Napoleon Born2party.
Napoleon Born2party.
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
I admit it, I have a problem.
I admit it, I have a problem.
Drive to work, work to drive.
Drive to work, work to drive.
Will you help me hide a body?
Will you help me hide a body?
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Thought of the week at Microsoft
20 creepy things to whisper in her ear.
20 creepy things to whisper in her ear.
Dr. House recommended!
Dr. House recommended!
Some stories stay with us forever.
Some stories stay with us forever.
The five stages of incessant pop music.
The five stages of incessant pop music.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
Alpha squirrel.
Alpha squirrel.
English as a second language… *twitch*
English as a second language… *twitch*
you+definitely+want+to+rethink+that%2C+kid
you definitely want to rethink that, kid
team+carrie
team carrie
house+therapy
house therapy
it%26%238217%3Bs+healthy+to+set+boundaries
it’s healthy to set boundaries
Join the conversation
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+mad%2C+just+disappointed
he’s not mad, just disappointed
centaur+exterminators+are+so+effective+they%26%238217%3Bve+basically+put+themselves+out+of+business
centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business
especially+on+a+friday
especially on a friday
the+original+viagra
the original viagra
i%26%238217%3Bm+too+old+for+this+sh%26%238211%3B
i’m too old for this sh–
crocs+for+dogs
crocs for dogs
back+the+blue%3F
back the blue?
just+don%26%238217%3Bt+say+pete+davidson+three+times+in+a+row
just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row