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Mother of Spider!

Mother of Spider!
California is cool.
California is cool.
Trying to come out.
Trying to come out.
How to get out of Jury Duty.
How to get out of Jury Duty.
When I was younger…
When I was younger…
Do want.
Do want.
Put your clothes back on!
Put your clothes back on!
Funny how that works…
Funny how that works…
If I’m ever a teacher…
If I’m ever a teacher…
Never.
Never.
How Asians see the world.
How Asians see the world.
I believe…
I believe…
Kitty vs. Dinosaur.
Kitty vs. Dinosaur.
Dear IRS.
Dear IRS.
The worst.
The worst.
I know you’re busy… but…
I know you’re busy… but…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Join the conversation
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.