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emotional support alligator

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

live laugh lobotomy

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

fantasy vs reality

he had too many balls in the air

mephisto signing off off of zoom

ode de febreeze

avoiding people in public is exhausting

the “cool” police

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

what kind of sub is your girl?

purr-fect

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…