Two men, doesn’t work. No discount.

Reality.

Best Childhood Toy. Ever.

I’ve always wondered this…

You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark

If you think women are the weaker sex…

Babies are the worst roommates

CSS is awesome.

How to deal with telephone salesmen

Things that have never, ever been said

Hi, is this the taxidermist?

Only upper class people have one of these at their parties

Cat is out…

Purgatentiary.

Ebola may be gruesome but it’s not the biggest threat to Africa

To catch the ball, you must be the ball.