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My nightly bedtime struggle.

My nightly bedtime struggle.
#mygeneration
#mygeneration
Specifically a Dubai thing.
Specifically a Dubai thing.
Honesty is the key to relationships.
Honesty is the key to relationships.
My 1st dinner as an American.
My 1st dinner as an American.
Crayons – A Journey
Crayons – A Journey
I support this initiative.
I support this initiative.
It’s a problem.
It’s a problem.
🎼 Pray the real live forever, man… Pray the fakes get exposed. 🎼
🎼 Pray the real live forever, man… Pray the fakes get exposed. 🎼
Aussie rules.
Aussie rules.
A viscoelastic fluid will pour itself. This is known as the open channel siphon effect.
A viscoelastic fluid will pour itself. This is known as the open channel siphon effect.
We had to get rid of our puppy a few months ago because it didn’t get along with our cats.. today the new owners sent us this
We had to get rid of our puppy a few months ago because it didn’t get along with our cats.. today the new owners sent us this
We are takings and you receiving.
We are takings and you receiving.
Penuins
Penuins
Finally, a worthy opponent!
Finally, a worthy opponent!
Ball boy malfunction
Ball boy malfunction
You+know+Marvel+is+running+out+of+ideas+when+Toilet+King+enters+the+MCU
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
bats+fly+through+the+power+of+jazz+hands.+You+can%26%238217%3Bt+convince+me+otherwise
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
That%26%238217%3Bs+because+we+are+closed+and+other+viral+tweets
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
looks+like+toilet+snakes+aren%26%238217%3Bt+the+only+thing+to+be+worried+about+when+going+to+the+bathroom+anymore
looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
Join the conversation
the+kazoo+of+civility+will+bring+an+end+to+all+political+debates+around+the+holiday+dinner+table
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
a+shower+sounds+so+relaxing+i+tell+myself+before+coming+up+with+a+fake+argument+in+my+head+that+i+inevitably+lose
a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose
Paul+Rudd+isn%26%238217%3Bt+just+a+superhero+in+the+movies%21
Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!
pandas+are+the+slowest+creators+of+chaos+known+to+humankind
pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind
You+never+know.+the+guy+asking+might+be+into+penguin+onesies
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
The+next+guest+on+Maury+Povich+is%26%238230%3B+genetics%21
The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!
do+they+make+this+vest+in+adult+human+sizes%3F
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
this+is+how+you+know+you%26%238217%3Bve+reached+peak+boring+adulthood
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood