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My attempt at small talk at parties.

My attempt at small talk at parties.
College parent/teacher conference
College parent/teacher conference
Cost of a wedding circa 1957
Cost of a wedding circa 1957
When Russia offers you some tea…
When Russia offers you some tea…
Neil deGrasse on Stephen Hawkings passing
Neil deGrasse on Stephen Hawkings passing
Okilly Dokilly
Okilly Dokilly
Fun for the whole family.
Fun for the whole family.
Heighth equality
Heighth equality
Millennium Falcon Bed
Millennium Falcon Bed
Mike didn’t even make it to the friendzone
Mike didn’t even make it to the friendzone
Follow your heart
Follow your heart
Results may vary…
Results may vary…
Buh… gock?
Buh… gock?
Defending Kitty Castle
Defending Kitty Castle
When gingers collide
When gingers collide
Future Magicians of America
Future Magicians of America
%2Agets+on+a+subway%2A
*gets on a subway*
The+beautiful%2C+however+unfriendly%2C+white-browed+tit-warbler.
The beautiful, however unfriendly, white-browed tit-warbler.
Totoro+twice+a+day+keeps+the+doctor+away%2C+probably.
Totoro twice a day keeps the doctor away, probably.
Dogs+in+medieval+garb+is+the+new+bananas+in+pajamas.
Dogs in medieval garb is the new bananas in pajamas.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3B%CB%9CTis+the+season+to+understand+your+bag.
‘˜Tis the season to understand your bag.
Share+an+umbrella+with+friends.
Share an umbrella with friends.
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
Thanks%2C+Jake.+You+went+above+the+call+of+duty.
Thanks, Jake. You went above the call of duty.
SQUIRREL%21
SQUIRREL!
Seal+surprised+with+a+giant+iced+fish+cake+on+his+31st+birthday%21
Seal surprised with a giant iced fish cake on his 31st birthday!
A+nurse+is+looking+for+a+smol+vein.
A nurse is looking for a smol vein.
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+kinky+idiot%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+you%26%238230%3B
You’re a kinky idiot, aren’t you…