Go home and eat your cake in private.

Go home and eat your cake in private.

… and diet soda, please.

… and diet soda, please.

I didn’t choose the thug life.

I didn’t choose the thug life.

Jiggle! Jiggle!

Jiggle! Jiggle!

Rice is great.

This is why the chicken crossed the road.

This is why the chicken crossed the road.

I struggle with my laziness.

I struggle with my laziness.

Back in my day…

Back in my day…

There’s plenty of fish in the sea…

There’s plenty of fish in the sea…

If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.

Beards.

Spongebob on drugs.

Spongebob on drugs.

Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?

Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?

Old McDonald had a farm.

Old McDonald had a farm.

The morning is so beautiful.

The morning is so beautiful.

Mom and son do it Gangnam style.

Mom and son do it Gangnam style.