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Dear God…

Dear God...
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they found their life’s purpose
they found their life’s purpose
that’s a big pill to swallow
that’s a big pill to swallow
a new breed of cat has been discovered
a new breed of cat has been discovered
dog with a child allergy
dog with a child allergy
this is really cool
this is really cool
who is greg and what is he capable of?
who is greg and what is he capable of?
the 40 year old padawan
the 40 year old padawan
in space, nobody one can hear you in space
in space, nobody one can hear you in space
it’s never too late to chase your dreams
it’s never too late to chase your dreams
When you take your job as a plant parent literally
When you take your job as a plant parent literally
vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors
vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors
keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that
keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that
late to work due to duck parade
late to work due to duck parade
wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people
wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people
overheard at whole foods
overheard at whole foods
Obviously.
Obviously.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Join the conversation
No+shame.
No shame.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)