Deal with it, human…

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Do as I say, and what not.

Cone them all.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Takebacks enabled.

FOOL proof alarm clock

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

There’s always next year…

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Best friends by order of dog law.