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As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast
Do want.
Do want.
When nerds fall in love.
When nerds fall in love.
You gonna eat that chair?
You gonna eat that chair?
Please be troll.
Please be troll.
Hipster Voldy.
Hipster Voldy.
Obi-Juan Kenobi.
Obi-Juan Kenobi.
Dreamsicle.
Dreamsicle.
Zombie defense.
Zombie defense.
…I can live with that.
…I can live with that.
You’re not my real mom!
You’re not my real mom!
MUST. RESIST. PAIN.
MUST. RESIST. PAIN.
Lies!
Lies!
Opened a pack of gum in class…
Opened a pack of gum in class…
Words.
Words.
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Weekly+Dose+of+Wholesome+to+Cherish+%28Sep+30%29
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cherish (Sep 30)
but+are+they+wrong%3F
but are they wrong?
huh%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+nifty
huh, that’s nifty
well+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+take
well that’s certainly one take
Join the conversation
this+made+me+think+of+you+%3C3
this made me think of you <3
just+toying+with+you
just toying with you
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away
i+have+various+questions+that+bug+me
i have various questions that bug me
just%26%238230%3Bone%26%238230%3Bmore%26%238230%3B
just…one…more…
i%26%238217%3Bll+happily+prove+you+wrong
i’ll happily prove you wrong
YOU+KNOW+THIS+PHONE
YOU KNOW THIS PHONE
it%26%238217%3Bs+super+effective%21
it’s super effective!