Excalibur climbing wall towering over 121 feet at the Klimcentrum Bjoeks in Netherlands.

Excalibur climbing wall towering over 121 feet at the Klimcentrum Bjoeks in Netherlands.

I blame the Christ, personally.

I blame the Christ, personally.

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

Let us begin…

Let us begin…

We do not speak of such things, Pinky.

We do not speak of such things, Pinky.

Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.

Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.

I don’t recall asking you, guy.

I don’t recall asking you, guy.

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, FYI.

Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, FYI.

Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.

Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.

Meet Octofsck.

Well, yes actually.

Well, yes actually.

Got dammit Gary, buzz off.

Got dammit Gary, buzz off.

OG baby yeet trebuchet.

OG baby yeet trebuchet.

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…

children of all* ages.

children of all* ages.