How I imagine our first alien visit…

Swimmers at a Las Vegas hotel watch a mushroom cloud from an atomic test 75 miles away, 1953

The day has come

Couldn’t possibly be anything worse? No? Ok.

Doot doot

MORE PEANUT BUTTER!

I can’t handle this. Kill them all.

The Nigerian prince was real

Your offering pleases me tiny human

Magnificent Frozen Waves

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the victim

Solar system according to flat earthers

An allied soldier bandages the paw of a Red Cross working dog in Flanders, Belgium, during the first world war May 1917

Scientists invented a pill that enables dogs to fully speak and understand english

It’s true.

Horned doggo does pupper a heckin big concern.