Had these made after someone broke into my Prius to “save” my dogs.

Had these made after someone broke into my Prius to

Attention hipsters!

Attention hipsters!

Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

Nothing messes up your friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

Please be troll.

Please be troll.

Did you know?

Cat logic.

Sensitive toothpaste.

Sensitive toothpaste.

Why kill them with kindness?

Why kill them with kindness?

Cha cha real smooth.

Cha cha real smooth.

Time travel.

Was the internet down?

Was the internet down?

In the end it didn’t even matter.

In the end it didn’t even matter.

Wolverine at a bar.

Wolverine at a bar.

The bird.

Can I sleep in your shoe?

Can I sleep in your shoe?

Swimsuit season.

Swimsuit season.