Toffee didn’t much care about fitting.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

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what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

just one?

24 then and now

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?