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Watching Parks and Rec and noticed this origin story.

Watching Parks and Rec and noticed this origin story.
This isn’t even my final form…
This isn’t even my final form…
Best to play it safe…
Best to play it safe…
Seattle Mariners fans are the goodest.
Seattle Mariners fans are the goodest.
Probably a good time to go back to my Victory fags…
Probably a good time to go back to my Victory fags…
Renewable energy will save the world.
Renewable energy will save the world.
I was born this way, baby.
I was born this way, baby.
2 Cats 1 Dog
2 Cats 1 Dog
Galileo’s middle finger, preserved in Florence, Italy.
Galileo’s middle finger, preserved in Florence, Italy.
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
Foo foo needed a new pair of floppers…
Foo foo needed a new pair of floppers…
Allow me to become analogous…
Allow me to become analogous…
RUN, YOU FOWLS…
RUN, YOU FOWLS…
Depends on my mood…
Depends on my mood…
Baby pls it’s all I’ve ever wanted…
Baby pls it’s all I’ve ever wanted…
Growing up with these was Bubblicious.
Growing up with these was Bubblicious.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Join the conversation
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…