I don’t know…

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

skin it to win it

you can butter my sweet corn

prophetic loopholes for writing

the american weakness

why not both

uh oh ho oh

anything for that inner child

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

that’s (not) totally wizard

such a pleasing sound tbf

chad english teacher

10am is basically 6pm when you think about it

10 Cat Memes to look at Right Meow

the worst feeling