Feeling Lucky?

Abstinence.

Abstinence.
Trolling Saruman.
Trolling Saruman.
Working beard door.
Working beard door.
You never get over being shot in the head.
You never get over being shot in the head.
Modern art.
Modern art.
MMMIIILLLK!
MMMIIILLLK!
Oh, that’s interesting.
Oh, that’s interesting.
You don’t say?
You don’t say?
How do you answer the phone?
How do you answer the phone?
Don’t you dare.
Don’t you dare.
Japan juicebox is cooler than you.
Japan juicebox is cooler than you.
Mt. Everest.
Mt. Everest.
Thermalchromatic urinal.
Thermalchromatic urinal.
I bet she got an A+.
I bet she got an A+.
Bus driver drives like a boss.
Bus driver drives like a boss.
I’m a huge metal fan.
I’m a huge metal fan.
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Dear+God
Dear God
Join the conversation
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…