The best relationships

how to get kicked out of every local gym

just like bagel bites prophesized

become ungovernable

give me your best conversation stoppers

you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it

baby gandalf

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

she was talking to the dog

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

she only has herself to blame

refuse to lose

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

witch of the waterfall

ancient multi-tasking

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything