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Santa is a massive tool.

Santa is a massive tool.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
Bless you
Bless you
Nipped that in the bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
Parents these days..
Parents these days..
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
There’s an anime for everything…
There’s an anime for everything…
An SD card is no place for a childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
You underestimate my imagination
You underestimate my imagination
Radar!
Radar!
The net is marble, apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
Flight, then fight.
Flight, then fight.
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
and/or
and/or
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
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%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…