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Oh salad… You so silly

Oh salad... You so silly
cats make terrible vampires
cats make terrible vampires
was that an earthquake?
was that an earthquake?
he won in a landslide
he won in a landslide
daddy daughter bonding
daddy daughter bonding
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
plant boss
plant boss
oops, i knew i forgot something
oops, i knew i forgot something
didn’t even get 30 days notice
didn’t even get 30 days notice
the skulls of my enemies
the skulls of my enemies
this is poetry
this is poetry
just like trash cans
just like trash cans
live long and prosper
live long and prosper
probably won a few million
probably won a few million
only one response
only one response
impossible
impossible
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Join the conversation
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
left+swipe
left swipe
good+question
good question
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse