He’s not alone

reason #1 is pretty obvious

let’s break bread together

turtle burglar

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

keep laughing see what happens

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

this description is way too accurate

inflatable baby prison

all is not well in waffleville

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

google ain’t no snitch

dolphinsarecool!3

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger