a beautiful idea

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

you had a good run

you had a good run

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

dinner and show

dinner and show

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?