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gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
just get to the recipe already!
just get to the recipe already!
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
if you were curious
if you were curious
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
reading is magic
reading is magic
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
I never thought of it that way
I never thought of it that way
beavers hate running water
beavers hate running water
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Join the conversation
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Words
Words
Dear+God
Dear God
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.