a valid reason to stay up

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

This is a brilliant grandpa move

24 then and now

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us