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A kid got cut from baseball tryouts at ages 8, 9, 10 and 11. He finally made the team at age 12 and sent this email to the league director.

A kid got cut from baseball tryouts at ages 8, 9, 10 and 11. He finally made the team at age 12 and sent this email to the league director.
You is smart…
You is smart…
There is a school in Mexico where the students and teachers wear masks to deter kidnapping. #maskup2020
There is a school in Mexico where the students and teachers wear masks to deter kidnapping. #maskup2020
Kids have a certain magic to them…
Kids have a certain magic to them…
Tech Yaweh has spoken
Tech Yaweh has spoken
Oh blyat!
Oh blyat!
I would buy this war on PPV.
I would buy this war on PPV.
Outlook is *bleat*
Outlook is *bleat*
*pooh bear wants to know your location*
*pooh bear wants to know your location*
The Meatless Shall Inherit The Earth.
The Meatless Shall Inherit The Earth.
The anatomy of a chocolate tart.
The anatomy of a chocolate tart.
Mayan quickmaths.
Mayan quickmaths.
*sniff* …next!
*sniff* …next!
Tony works out.
Tony works out.
Welcome back to the right side of the garden.
Welcome back to the right side of the garden.
Put a load of that in your gullet ASAP.
Put a load of that in your gullet ASAP.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Join the conversation
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction