Feeling Lucky?

The Anti-Pickup Line

The Anti-Pickup Line
You wanted this, Jimbo.
You wanted this, Jimbo.
Kindly ignore the man behind the curtain…
Kindly ignore the man behind the curtain…
You must pet the Pickle.
You must pet the Pickle.
Will the circle, be ubroken….
Will the circle, be ubroken….
You nailed it, bud.
You nailed it, bud.
She should have been a gym teacher…
She should have been a gym teacher…
u wot m8?
u wot m8?
Have you seen Harry? – Mr. Snake, probably.
Have you seen Harry? – Mr. Snake, probably.
*points fingers*
*points fingers*
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
Pastry is Hell
Pastry is Hell
NEVER FORGET…
NEVER FORGET…
Mars, or die.
Mars, or die.
A new species of Jellyfish discovered in the Marianas Trench.
A new species of Jellyfish discovered in the Marianas Trench.
The only tea party I’m interested in.
The only tea party I’m interested in.
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Join the conversation
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive