Maybe sing a song about a hippo?

My precious…

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Social distancing level 439932.

It takes all kinds…?

Let’s do this, gang.

Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Yikes, bud.

The children are not garbage.

Yeah OK you got me.

The swords have names.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.