Question everything.

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

he was named pants because he always wore pants

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

the muse and his portrait

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

it’s okay to stare

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!