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alternate universe girlfriend

Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.
Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.
I’d watch this movie.
I’d watch this movie.
His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.
His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.
Chance of rain on Tinder
Chance of rain on Tinder
The real Bill Gates
The real Bill Gates
Thanks Dad.
Thanks Dad.
Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake
Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake
You wanna talk about Father’s day?
You wanna talk about Father’s day?
Not interested in the slightest.
Not interested in the slightest.
That’s not AI.
That’s not AI.
Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.
Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.
Should have had it sorted this time around…
Should have had it sorted this time around…
Forward thinking
Forward thinking
Made me s m i l e
Made me s m i l e
Go home, pigeon
Go home, pigeon
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Join the conversation
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
left+swipe
left swipe
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?