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Solar parking shades.
Solar parking shades.
This is why I don’t take pics of my food.
This is why I don’t take pics of my food.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
A+simple+hello.
A simple hello.
Perspective.
Perspective.
Land+of+The+Free.
Land of The Free.
Best+reasons+to+get+detention.
Best reasons to get detention.
Join the conversation
I+heard+you+wanted+to+watch+Elf.
I heard you wanted to watch Elf.
SEA+IS+FOR+COOKIE%21
SEA IS FOR COOKIE!
Be+confident%21+Be+spontaneous%21
Be confident! Be spontaneous!
George+W.+Bush+dancing
George W. Bush dancing
A+little+hard+work+won%26%238217%3Bt+kill+you.
A little hard work won’t kill you.
Taking+your+bra+off+after+a+long+day%26%238230%3B
Taking your bra off after a long day…
Hakuna+some+vodka
Hakuna some vodka
Gay.
Gay.