the jokes they sneak into kids’ games

Snail teeth

Bitcoin finally explained

Drink more water.

Thank you, please come again!

infect_dprk.exe

Work smarter not harder.

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Powdered garbage

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Perfect camouflage

Selling stuff online

You don’t want this, girl.

[B]runch

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.