I, for one, blame maths.

I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is an option.

3D-printed Barbie Armor

Lego’d Michelangelo

Pokemon problems.

Science, engineering, liberal arts.

Whenever I ask my parents for money

Words.

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.

When people ask why I always look pissed

Festivals.

The world we live in.

Some great actors.

Still use this on my girlfriend.

I’m an animal…