bold of you to assume i have more than one

pivot!

why are there books under the sink?

the christmas goose is loose

pay up mom and dad

important spaceship instructions

this is why you should just use the same password for everything

Dave Chappelle Memes Because Another Elon Musk Meme Gallery Is Out Of The Question

just one more

it’s a thankless existence, to be sure

i want to be mad, but i also want to laugh

cranberry juice babies

my favorite part of christmas, to be honest

psychic checkmate

guy scouts

the paper towel is his preferred option