Feeling Lucky?

*books flight to scotland*

Touché?
Touché?
Danger knocks…
Danger knocks…
Chick-fil-A is my service animal.
Chick-fil-A is my service animal.
It’s best to eat diverse food stuffs.
It’s best to eat diverse food stuffs.
This is Bertha. She makes holes in the earth.
This is Bertha. She makes holes in the earth.
Ducks are free at all municipal parks this week and this week only.
Ducks are free at all municipal parks this week and this week only.
Even an Ibex needs a break.
Even an Ibex needs a break.
A gaggle of artists installed a see saw at the border wall so that US and Mexican kids can play together
A gaggle of artists installed a see saw at the border wall so that US and Mexican kids can play together
And my vote…
And my vote…
Live long and prosper, Betty W.
Live long and prosper, Betty W.
Can you feel the hand on your shoulder?
Can you feel the hand on your shoulder?
There’s Pooh in your omelette…
There’s Pooh in your omelette…
Kylie’s new legs are SO fun!
Kylie’s new legs are SO fun!
Not so fresh after all…
Not so fresh after all…
You say tomato, I say tultol…
You say tomato, I say tultol…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
No+shame.
No shame.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.